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You have ridden
your bicycle without due care and attention, and
you are heading towards a tar barrel! The page you are looking for is
not available!
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Please try one of the following:
- You have spent an evening with
Major Benjy, tried a few too many glasses of his
whisky and soda, and may have typed the web
address incorrectly. Please check the address and
spelling, ensuring that it does not
contain capital letters or spaces.
- It is possible that the page you
were looking for may have been moved, updated,
deleted, or I just can't remember where I left
it.
- Assemble a monetary sum, with
which to bribe the local magistrate.
- Employ a young lad to walk in
front of your bicycle waving a red flag.
- Give your bicycle away and invest in a motor car.
Otherwise, click HERE to return to E.
F. Benson's website.
If you think there is really a broken
link on the E. F. Benson web-site, don't complain to the
Mr Benson, have a rant at the webmaster instead.
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